Doesn’t
it just beat all that for every Once Upon a Time, there has to be a witch,
dragon, troll, or wicked Sump’n'Nother to mookey up the works? Of course, for every one of those
Bad-Deed-Doers, there’s always a Bad End, and for the Hero and Heroine, the
obligatory Happily Ever After.
Even
in a castle, home to a whole flock of Princesses and their familiars/ pets/companions, everyday life can be complicated, especially in a WOODEN castle. And especially if the villain of the piece is
a Dragon the size of the Keep.
Scene
I:
Dragon
strolls by, is welcomed by the Wall-Moat Greeter:
Scene
II:
Apparently
either glamoured cross-eyed by all that effusive cheer or just not in the mood for seafood, Dragon moves on to the livestock:
For
the sake of keeping our G-Rating, we move quickly to
Scene
III:
Cal
and Sweetpea had left the supper table early, to go off into kidly pursuits,
including digging Dragon out of his cave in the Toy-tub (and him napping after that heavy lunch).
Presently
came shouts and cries of dismay, as Cal and Sweetpea came running
to show me his finger, buried up to the hilt in the dragon’s mouth. Though the little teeth are rubber, I first
thought that one had snagged his skin and it hurt to pull it free.
But
NO---more pointing and shouting revealed that the wily pyrosaur had partaken of
a Princessly repast after all, with the tiny underskirts of Cinderella visible
WAY down his rubber maw. She was hung
wide-skirts-up so that we could get neither fingers nor tweezers past her ankles,
so there was much weeping (the teeth-gnashing had probably been all on the part
of the dragon) and crying out for the poor lost Princess...
As I comforted the
small ones---especially the tearful owner of said Princess, Big Sissy grabbed
the dragon, gave one big bellows-squeeze to his wide mid-section, and Heimliched
the
doll out two feet onto the recliner.
Great
relief and smiles and joy, then the inevitable words, “DO IT AGAIN!”
I
think that perhaps if I hadn’t taken them all outside next day and shown them
the joys of slingshot-and-steel-ball to make the bell ring, they’d have been
shooting all the little dolls out like carnival cannons all over the yard.
Now I wanna bell!
ReplyDeleteHysterical..big sister to the rescue!
ReplyDeleteEeew! I be feared on eating dragons.
ReplyDeleteNext stop: taking the kids skeet shootin'
ReplyDeleteWell, of COURSE they wanted to see it again! I want to see it, too!
ReplyDeleteHAAA! Kids are sooo funny.And aren't they little devils to want to see the princess eaten again-just for their own entertainment.LOL.
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