Daddy's Aint
Ruth, who was as "Country as they come,” raised a
whole passel of chillun, each with two names in the family fashion, and
each growing up in that not-too-large frame house with the two outdoor faucets
through the wall over the kitchen sink. They were big old high brass things, both gushing out cold water into that wide trough sink, deeper than ours, in those days before doubles
and all those charming little modern doo-dads on one side, so handy for disposal and
rinsing and bar needs. The two faucets were put in together years before, in trust of a "hot water heater" somewhere in the nebulous future. And many a dish
went through that kitchen, a literal dozen plates per meal at the long wood
table down the length of that fragrant, colourful room, and also a literal
two-meats and four casseroles,a big skillet of bread, and several pots of sump’n nother just picked and shelled
from the garden.
And
the desserts! I’ve never seen so many or
such variety at a plain old family meal---it was common to have cake and pie
AND a puddin’ sitting on the sideboard as they sat down to supper after a hard
day’s work. She had but two cake
recipes, for the actual layers---a yellow one and a chocolate, rich with a
great cloud of Hershey’s cocoa sifted into the Godchaux before creaming in that
immense old Sunbeam the shade of aged ivory.
But the additions and the flavorings---she had about five little bottles
of McCormick’s in the cabinet, even back then when I was a teen and boasted
THREE of my own---vanilla, of course, and lemon extract and the ethereal almond
for the most exquisitely flavored pound cakes. She also had coconut and "imitation rum," of all
things, and in addition to putting a few drops of the coconut into the cake
layer before baking, she’d set the freshly-grated coconut aside, put a few more
drops into the “milk” which was carefully saved from the coconut.
One
of the boys usually had coconut duty, and he’d poke the ice pick into the three
little monkey-face holes at the end, maneuver the holes over a little bowl, and drain out
all the what-chefs-today-call-water before taking the coconut out to the shade
and a big concrete block, to crack it gently with a hammer and dig all the
lovely soft meaty insides loose, like hulling out a particularly fragrant
oyster from its shell. Those curvy
bits of meat had a gentle brownish rind on the outside curve, which had to be
removed with a small sharp knife, to keep the whitewhite flesh pristine for the
grater.
I
can just hear the whushwhush of the grating, as Jean Evelyn or Mary Ruth stood
at the table with the big old box grater, filling the big pyramid with great
drifts of the snowy shreds, ready for the cooling cake. And Aint Ruth had a way of taking that
leftover bowl of “milk,” adding in a bit of sugar and a teaspoon of that
delightful extract, then tossing the liquid around in a bowl with all those mounds of coconut. This was left it to sit whilst one of them heaped the great
billows of seven-minute onto and over those three layers, straight from the
cooling rack.
She was the first I ever saw to take some strips of waxed paper, slide them under several sides of the cake, and collect all the coconut which fell from the expert fingers patting it gently onto every inch of the gleaming frosting. At the end of the process, they’d slide out the paper, then dump all the bits of escaped coconut onto the top of that gorgeous cake, and it was done.
She was the first I ever saw to take some strips of waxed paper, slide them under several sides of the cake, and collect all the coconut which fell from the expert fingers patting it gently onto every inch of the gleaming frosting. At the end of the process, they’d slide out the paper, then dump all the bits of escaped coconut onto the top of that gorgeous cake, and it was done.
BUT. If one of the boys (or girls, for that
matter), had come through the kitchen with a little sweet-craving, they’d just
matter-of-factly take a whack at whatever cake layers were lying there
cooling. And this was not the “OH,
Hon! Don’t cut the cake ‘fore the
company sees it,” where one neat slice from the finished marvel would be
noticed, but only in passing. This was a
quick knife through one of the naked layers resting on the racks, picked up
like a pizza wedge and lifted for a bite as the culprit headed elsewhere in the
house or leaned casually against the counter for a chat with the cooks. And
then the cake-assembler had to deal with an oddly-shaped piece to frost and
stack, which they did with such a practiced, unfazed air, or simply saying “Guess
we got a two-layer cake today!” with a casual swat in the direction of the cake
thief, that it must have been a frequent occurrence.
That simple, natural gesture of confidence and
welcome-to-it astonished me the first few times, for I loved to be there for the Saturday
baking (or Sunday morning, if they were adding on a little extra for us “company”),
and I could not fathom being allowed to just demolish a project like that. Cakes were sacred things, round and perfect
and immaculate of construction and method---the formula had to be right for
them to rise, or to taste right, or to be exactly enough for the three
layer-pans, and to so casually dismember some of the parts before the actual
assembly---it rather sent my baking mind into disarray for a bit, as if she’d
snipped a big hank of fabric off a dress, leaving the hem a foot shorter on one
side.
The
first time it happened, I looked at her, wide-eyed, then back at the wedge-missing
layer on the rack, and as I turned my gaze to her face again, she laughed,
reached out a casual finger and patted up some crumbs. Just before she put them into her mouth, she
said, “I ain’t never made a cake that couten’ be CUT!”
My,
how we all adored her.
Moire non, of Aint Ruth's Banana Cake