Every
now and then, Chris and I will share a cigar---not a big old Cuban or a Mr.
Monopoly stogie, but a dainty little plastic-tipped White Owl or Muriel, and
always outside the house. We neither
have any tolerance for cigarette smoke, and shrug ourselves through the clouds
outside store doors, or passing on the street, and especially the reek on a
smoker’s clothes close in a restaurant or movie---it’s just unpleasant to us.
But
the crisp fragrance of a tiny cigar, out by the fire-pit on a chilly night, imagining
all those after-raking evenings, with the piled leaves lit WAY over in the side
of the field and perfuming the Fall air with that unmistakable
closing-down-the-year scent---there’s a certain charm in that which we both
enjoy, aside from the affectation of the moment. I smoked cigarettes for several years WAY
back when, and after that, a friend and I would share a little two-pack of
Muriels on occasion.
And
from the remembrance of a beautiful, classy school friend’s fragrance of Chantilly mixed with the hint of her Daddy’s cigar
smoke---I always considered that one of the loveliest scents there was, as she
rustled through life in silky blouses and taffeta petticoats and dark curls
floating to her tiny waist. The scent of
Pall Malls in our house was a paltry substitute for that elegant scent.
Once,
when Chris and I had smoked one in the car, we went into the Mall to stroll a
few minutes before a movie, and I took a peppermint from a basket on a table
display. The lady at the table asked if
we’d like to enter a drawing for a bus trip, and we won a “day-trip” which we
chose to redeem with an evening at the Madrigal Feast at IU. We always gave credit for that magical
evening to the Muriel which started it all.
But
WAAAAYYY back when, in my first married life, WAY before all my second singlehood,
WAY before I met Chris, I occasionally smoked a little cigar, in the days when
you COULD smoke one in company or at a party.
So, when my children’s Dad and I went on a big company convention to Washington, I smoked a
cigar with Miss Edie Adams.
There
was one big dinner event on the trip, in the enormous banquet room of The
Sheraton, and the evening’s entertainer was Miss Adams, herself, known to us
all from her television appearances and her cigar commercials. She sang and performed, and later in the
show, the stagehands wheeled out a tall lamp-post. Applause from the audience, for we all
recognized the familiar moment coming.
And when she asked if any ladies in the audience enjoyed smoking
Muriels, a great cry went up from the several tables where our group sat, with
shoutings and pointings, and the spotlight settling on ME.
I
was so flustered and it was such an unexpected thing---I was the youngest
person in our whole group, wife of the junior draftsman, and not at all accustomed
to taking much part in conversation, let alone a SPOTLIGHT. And as she smiled and beckoned, and the
cheering and applause got louder, two of the men got up and pulled out my
chair, with me stumbling my way FAR FAR amongst the tables to the side-steps up
to the stage. And every step, all I
could think of was the dress I was wearing---my Mother had made it for me
special for that dinner event---a snug white long-sleeved MINI-DRESS, meant for
an elegant evening, and not for LOOKING UP AT.
I
made my way across the stage---I remember being sort of blinded by the light
following my every step, and holding one side of my skirt caught in my hand
tight against the side, so as to maintain as much modesty and dignity as
possible. She welcomed me with a hug,
offered me the Muriel, and lit us up as the music started. She handed me a mike and started to sing, and
some weird something happened---just as if she and I had been right there all
afternoon in our rehearsal tights and hair rollers, we backed up to the lamp,
each lifted a high-heeled foot behind us to the pole, and finished in spoken,
breathy unison:
Why don’t you pick one
up and SMOKE it some time?
I’ve
never before nor since been a part of such a strange, silly congruence of events as that crazy
falling-into-the-moment in such perfect time.
Smoke and bright light and such thunder of applause in that huge,
echoing room---I guess that’s how it happens in Show Business, and I reckon I can
say I’ve had MY Fifteen Seconds.




